Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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