So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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