Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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