party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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