i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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