So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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