You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I won the penis lottery.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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