well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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