508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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