Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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