I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
