But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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