North Korea, Best Korea!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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