Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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