Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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