so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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