garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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