That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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