Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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