Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
