Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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