I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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