Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
love makes seman taste better
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
