He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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