I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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