Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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