there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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