Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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