Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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