Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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