Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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