By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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