you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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