I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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