You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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