so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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