Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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