Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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