He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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