What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
