I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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