you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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