Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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