i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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