okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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