I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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