so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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