ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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