on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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