Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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