Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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